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[zm_dawg]

Running kind of bleh at HU SNGs of the $5 type. Can't wait to get back to Vegas for 27 days of crushing. I see myself playing a few tournies also. An early heater could make me take my 5-10 shortbuy shot so I can make money to pay for school wiii.
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[zm_dawg]

Been on the couch taking a few days off from running breakeven live. In that time I have found out I suck at SS PLO. But I run good to be about even wiiiii......Playing live all weekend despite having half a sickness.
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http://www.playcellphonepoker.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?p=39078#39078

[zm_dawg]

mofliedlice: hahaha
Dealer: sheepwacher2006 wins the pot ($0.95)
Dealer: Hand #22703790781
flyincash: idiot
flyincash: your acves were so obious
mofliedlice: your an idiot
Dealer: flyincash wins the pot ($0.50)
Dealer: Hand #22703795771
flyincash: was sure i ifak your throat
Dealer: mofliedlice wins the pot ($0.50)
Dealer: Hand #22703799880
mofliedlice: seriously......your bad
Dealer: flyincash has 15 seconds left to act
flyincash: fakin stupid idoitiv donk
Dealer: flyincash has requested TIME
flyincash: be happy you got your runner runner
Dealer: flyincash has timed out
Dealer: rossy777 wins the pot ($10.70)
Dealer: Hand #22703818699
flyincash: itherwise you would be sitting sakin my biiig dik
mofliedlice: just cause you got rakeback today doesn't mean you make money
flyincash: so ing the sing you kok
Dealer: sbb7879 wins the pot ($0.50)
flyincash: fak off donkey
flyincash: sit still
Dealer: sbb7879 has 15 seconds left to act
flyincash: untioll sombody fak your as s again
Dealer: mofliedlice wins the pot ($1.25)
Dealer: Hand #22703834429
flyincash: and be parying for runners
flyincash: cretinoid
Dealer: mofliedlice wins the pot ($1.25)
Dealer: Hand #22703840943
flyincash: just stay still
Dealer: sheepwacher2006 has 15 seconds left to act
Dealer: sheepwacher2006 wins the pot ($67.75)
Dealer: Hand #22703881418
mofliedlice: oh i will....could've just saved'em time and had your rakeback put into my account?
Dealer: mofliedlice has 15 seconds left to act
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[zm_dawg]

flyincash: i have one donkey in front and one behind
Dealer: flyincash has 15 seconds left to act
flyincash: one is losse cretinoid
Dealer: sbb7879 wins the pot ($1)
Dealer: Hand #22703897167
flyincash: another one is tight
mofliedlice: you reading how to play on the fly?
flyincash: does not change a lot
Dealer: rossy777 wins the pot ($1.25)
mofliedlice: are you rich?
Dealer: sbb7879 wins the pot ($1.25)
Dealer: Hand #22703927436
Dealer: sbb7879 has 15 seconds left to act
Dealer: LazySneaker wins the pot ($1.25)
Dealer: Hand #22703936467
mofliedlice: russsssssssia
Dealer: mofliedlice wins the pot ($3.35)
Dealer: Hand #22703945194
flyincash: enogh to pay for your girtl
mofliedlice: haha
flyincash: to buy her compleatlely
flyincash: with the tiny tits
Dealer: sheepwacher2006 wins the pot ($3.35)
Dealer: Hand #22703958519
mofliedlice: might buy some vodkja with this
flyincash: yeah
Dealer: LazySneaker has 15 seconds left to act
flyincash: ts almost the same price
flyincash: one bottle
Dealer: sheepwacher2006 has 15 seconds left to act
flyincash: like for your girl
Dealer: sheepwacher2006 has 15 seconds left to act
Dealer: mofliedlice wins the pot ($6.45)
Dealer: Hand #22704021155
mofliedlice: hopefully not same stuff you drink.......dont wannna be like you
Dealer: flyincash has 15 seconds left to act
flyincash: i dont drink
Dealer: flyincash has requested TIME
flyincash: i pay
mofliedlice: i get drink and own russians
flyincash: you are nothin
Dealer: rossy777 has 15 seconds left to act
Dealer: rossy777 wins the pot ($5.95)
mofliedlice: you are.......down lots
Dealer: Hand #22704053877
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[zm_dawg]

flyincash: заебал пидор
Dealer: mofliedlice wins the pot ($0.50)
Dealer: Hand #22704157536
flyincash: типа хитрожопый
flyincash: заколил трибет тузами
flyincash: уебался в две пары
Dealer: mofliedlice has 15 seconds left to act
Dealer: rossy777 wins the pot ($2.85)
flyincash: доехал раннер ранер
Dealer: Hand #22704168341
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[Jay]

no your an idiot

[zm_dawg]

No that guy was.......and he's down 2000 buyins at 50nl haha
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[deezamn]

Quote:

mofliedlice: just cause you got rakeback today doesn't mean you make money

I'm going to use this line in the future, ty.

[zm_dawg]

Dealer: buckback shows [7c 8c]
Dealer: DannyReyns shows [Qd Qs]
Dealer: buckback shows a straight, Jack high
Dealer: DannyReyns shows a straight, King high
Dealer: DannyReyns wins the pot ($108.10) with a straight, King high
Dealer: Hand #22752381080
System: The Sunday Brawl ($240+$16 NL Hold'em Knockout with a $400,000 Guarantee) will be starting in 8 minutes.
buckback: lol
buckback: that bad huh
Dealer: buckback has 15 seconds left to act
buckback: i guess i shoulda waited
DannyReyns: what you reppin bro?
DannyReyns: AK?
Dealer: buckback wins the pot ($1.25)
Dealer: Hand #22752394952
buckback: lol
buckback: bluf
DannyReyns: exactly
buckback: kne u were weak
buckback: horrible play man
DannyReyns: by me?
Dealer: LaLa_LadyGaga wins the pot ($0.50)
Dealer: Hand #22752406338
buckback: cant even begin to explain
DannyReyns: lmao
buckback: hu???
Dealer: buckback wins the pot ($1.25)
Dealer: Hand #22752415155
DannyReyns: i play 6 max
buckback: hu?
mofliedlice: maybe if you guys quit worrying about repping and learned how to play you'd win
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[zm_dawg]

mofliedlice: hows it feel to win that big pot?
Dealer: BRNofre wins the pot ($1.25)
Dealer: Hand #23297378458
Dealer: BRNofre wins the pot ($1.25)
Dealer: Hand #23297383163
BRNofre: I dont play 4fun
Dealer: War_Terminator shows a pair of Fives
Dealer: War_Terminator wins the pot ($3.80) with a pair of Fives
Dealer: Hand #23297390067
Dealer: mofliedlice has 15 seconds left to act
Dealer: helpme127 has 15 seconds left to act
PolosatiyMyx: nh
Dealer: PolosatiyMyx has 15 seconds left to act
Dealer: PolosatiyMyx has requested TIME
PolosatiyMyx: hit your 7?
Dealer: helpme127 wins the pot ($17.60)
Dealer: Hand #23297405398
Dealer: mofliedlice has 15 seconds left to act
helpme127: hmmm good fold
Dealer: War_Terminator has 15 seconds left to act
System: The $4,000 Guarantee ($24+$2 PL Hold'em) will be starting in 6 minutes.
Dealer: War_Terminator has 15 seconds left to act
Dealer: War_Terminator wins the pot ($2.85)
Dealer: Hand #23297414283
Dealer: mofliedlice wins the pot ($1.25)
Dealer: Hand #23297417709
Dealer: War_Terminator has 15 seconds left to act
Dealer: War_Terminator wins the pot ($1.25)
Dealer: Hand #23297422961
mofliedlice: whatcha mean you don't play for fun?
Dealer: PolosatiyMyx has 15 seconds left to act
BRNofre: not a hobby
mofliedlice: what is it then?
Dealer: PolosatiyMyx wins the pot ($7.40)
Dealer: Hand #23297430194
BRNofre: 2nd job
System: The Turbo Hundo ($100+$9 NL Hold'em) will be starting in 4 minutes.
helpme127: an addiction!!!!
Dealer: PolosatiyMyx has 15 seconds left to act
Dealer: PolosatiyMyx has requested TIME
mofliedlice: 2nd job haha
Dealer: BRNofre has 15 seconds left to act
Dealer: BRNofre wins the pot ($2.85)
Dealer: Hand #23297436647
mofliedlice: you barely know your head from your as
Dealer: mofliedlice has 15 seconds left to act
Dealer: PolosatiyMyx has 15 seconds left to act
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[zm_dawg]

BRNofre: im an engineer and u fat kid?
helpme127: engineers dont need a second job uless they are bad ones!!
BRNofre: I dont need
Dealer: mofliedlice has 15 seconds left to act
BRNofre: just like easy money
helpme127: yeh yeh
Dealer: War_Terminator has 15 seconds left to act
BRNofre: like playing against monsters such 99
Dealer: War_Terminator has requested TIME
helpme127: who is 99
helpme127: 86's girlfriend!
Dealer: War_Terminator has 15 seconds left to act
BRNofre: not talking to u susie
Dealer: PolosatiyMyx wins the pot ($13.80)
Dealer: Hand #23297462550
Dealer: 5 seconds left to act
helpme127: who is susue?
mofliedlice: you ever make money playing poker?
BRNofre: isnt that ur name?
Dealer: Pingivinin has been disconnected
Dealer: Pingivinin has 15 seconds left to act
helpme127: no
BRNofre: check my mtt stats
Dealer: Pingivinin has 89 seconds to reconnect
System: A $0.50+$0.05 Satellite to The BLT will be starting in 7 minutes. At least 20 seats will be awarded!
helpme127: whats mtt?
BRNofre: oh sry thought it was
BRNofre: lmao
BRNofre: su
Dealer: Pingivinin has timed out
Dealer: BRNofre wins the pot ($1.45)
Dealer: Hand #23297489885
Dealer: mofliedlice has 15 seconds left to act
Dealer: helpme127 wins the pot ($1.25)
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[zm_dawg]

mofliedlice: 2nd job haha
Dealer: helpme127 wins the pot ($1.25)
Dealer: Hand #23297520091
helpme127: hey it was a good fold
mofliedlice: you tell you buddies that
Dealer: PolosatiyMyx wins the pot ($0.50)
Dealer: Hand #23297524344
Dealer: PolosatiyMyx has 15 seconds left to act
Dealer: PolosatiyMyx has requested TIME
System: A $0.50+$0.05 Satellite to The BLT will be starting in 2 minutes. At least 20 seats will be awarded!
BRNofre: better was ur calls with 99 n TT
Dealer: BRNofre wins the pot ($1.25)
BRNofre: gl
Dealer: Hand #23297530967
Dealer: BRNofre wins the pot ($1.25)
Dealer: Hand #23297537230
Dealer: Pingivinin has reconnected
mofliedlice: its my 1st job
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[zm_dawg]

helpme127: lmao
BRNofre: nh I guess
Dealer: mofliedlice has 15 seconds left to act
Dealer: Pingivinin wins the pot ($1.45)
Dealer: Hand #23297562660
helpme127: nah figured after the last hand i raised u you would go over the top so i went over the top again!
Dealer: helpme127 has 15 seconds left to act
helpme127: the fact i had A K also helped!!!
Dealer: PolosatiyMyx has 15 seconds left to act
Dealer: PolosatiyMyx has requested TIME
Dealer: PolosatiyMyx wins the pot ($2.15)
BRNofre: obv u had
Dealer: Hand #23297573728
BRNofre: nl50 doenst have that level of thought
helpme127: what does obv mean?
Dealer: PolosatiyMyx wins the pot ($3)
Dealer: Hand #23297580082
Dealer: helpme127 has 15 seconds left to act
BRNofre: obviously
Dealer: Pingivinin wins the pot ($0.50)
Dealer: Hand #23297583925
helpme127: der!!!!
Dealer: PolosatiyMyx has 15 seconds left to act
Dealer: PolosatiyMyx has requested TIME
mofliedlice: just cause you can't think doesn't mean 50nl doesn't have it.....dumb for smart engineer t say
helpme127: who is nl50
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[zm_dawg]

BRNofre: he committed himself ur idiot
Dealer: PolosatiyMyx has 15 seconds left to act
mofliedlice: your 50nl
helpme127: i'm a she
Dealer: helpme127 has 15 seconds left to act
BRNofre: wouldnt do that bluffing I guess
Dealer: Pingivinin wins the pot ($3.80)
Dealer: Hand #23297610239
BRNofre: giving me that odds
Dealer: PolosatiyMyx has 15 seconds left to act
BRNofre: yeah susie whatever
Dealer: PolosatiyMyx has requested TIME
Dealer: BRNofre wins the pot ($4.05)
helpme127: this is getting like facbook i'm not chatting any more
Dealer: Hand #23297617684
Dealer: mofliedlice has 15 seconds left to act
Dealer: mofliedlice has timed out
BRNofre: glad to hear
Dealer: PolosatiyMyx wins the pot ($0.50)
Dealer: Hand #23297624832
Dealer: helpme127 has 15 seconds left to act
Dealer: War_Terminator has 15 seconds left to act
mofliedlice: i'm a he
mofliedlice: sooooo
PolosatiyMyx: come on guys, stop talkikns, let's just play
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[hogua]

Is is time for an "August" thread yet or should we wait until next week?
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[mike_m235]

I could tell you the poker story that my wife related from a not for money home game she played in last weekend that involved her four queens losing to a straight flush in seven card stud, deuces wild, where nobody realized the guy with the straight flush was the winner except my 15 year old son who happened to be dealing the hand.

Okay, well that was pretty much the story.
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[zm_dawg]

Kevinho: sick
mofliedlice: not sick your bad thats all
Dealer: ThattaPeppa has 15 seconds left to act
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[Jay]